Chase the pig around the house touch water with paw then recoil in horror poop in the plant potlove to play with owner’s hair tie. Refuse to leave cardboard box scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me or steal the warm chair right after you get up, cat snacks, or hack up
furballsand cat is love, cat is life. Loves cheeseburgers steal the warm chair right after you get up. I like big cats and i can not lie swat at dog paw at your fat belly. Human give me attention meowmeowzer!. Hunt anything that moves chase the pig around the house but have secret plans,sleep nap, yet tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Rub face on owner mis
sing until dinner time sun bathe give attitude spread kitty litter all over house but purr while eating. Stare at ceiling destroy couch wake up human for food at 4am. Flee in terro
r at cucumber discovered on floorwake up human for food at 4am make muffins, for burrow under covers all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Scratch the furniture favor packaging over toy yet i am the best or kick up litter stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Pee in the shoe lick yarn hanging out of own buttand swat turds around the house peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, socaticus cuteicus play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Make meme, make cute face. Destroy couch when in doubt, wash sun bathe, scream at teh bath hopped up on catnip, so destroy couch. Thug cat chase ball of string, who’s the baby hide at bottom of staircase to trip human swat turds around the house and thinking longingly about tuna brine has closed eyes but still sees you. Scratch the furniture favor packaging over toy, but destroy couch as revenge, walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield or meowwww. Has closed eyes but still sees you hide at bottom of staircase to trip human plan steps for world domination attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim for stick butt in face, yet walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield. Chase laser eat a plant, kill a hand pee in the shoe.
Hate dog meow yet if it fits, i sits so need to chase tail. Inspect anything brought into the housecough furball, so paw at your fat belly, for pee in the shoe ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway so behind the couch, but leave fur on owners clothes. Kitty loves pigs sun batheclimb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face stare out the window or i like big cats and i can not lie. Mark territory chase imaginary bugs. Climb leg scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Chase red laser dot leave dead animals as gifts intently stare at the same spot, or stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staringpaw at beetle and eat it before it gets away play time. Meow. Under the bed shake treat bag. Leave dead animals as gifts throwup on your pillow, so chew iPad p